Shit to do later

This is basically just where I dump all the posts with things I want to save for later.

Shit includes recipes, music, DIY stuff, writing, and stuff I'm keeping for reference!
If for some reason that appeals to you, feel free to follow.

If you're just here to see who the hell reblogged a post you made like a year ago, just ignore this blog. This is my main blog.

recipesforweebs:

So as someone who really loves cooking, I can say for a fact that I really love anime and manga that involve cooking. 

One that I’m particularly fond of is Yumeiro Patissiere, because oh my god the food looks so amazing and I always feel hella inspired to make dellicious stuff whenever I watch the show.

Yesterday, I decided to take a crack at a sort of tedious (But super worth it) dish called the Mille Crepe, which basically means I make a jillion crepes, make some pastry cream to swipe over those lil guys, add some fruits, and make a cake out of it. So that’s what I did. 

And oh my god, it looked and tasted so rad.

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Mille Crepe aux Fraises
(serves: probs like 10 people)

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Ingredients for Crepes-

  • 2 cups milk
  • ¾ cup water
  • 4 eggs
  • 1 egg yolk
  • 6 Tablespoons butter, melted
  • 2 Tablespoons sugar
  • 2 teaspoon vanilla
  • ¼ tsp salt
  • 2 cups flour
  • oil or clarified butter for cooking the crepes

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Ingredients for Filling-

  • 2 cups milk
  • 2 cups heavy cream
  • 8 egg yolks
  • 2 Tbsp corn starch
  • 2/3 cup sugar
  • approx 2 tsp vanilla (give or take)
  • Thinly sliced strawberries (as needed)

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Procedure for Crepes-

  • Mix all the ingredients with a regular hand held whisk. Combine them thoroughly because you don’t want any lumps in this beautiful masterpiece, right? Just remember, the anti-anthem of this recipe is ‘My Humps’ by fergie. ye.
  • Once that’s all done, let it chill in the fridge for an hour, and in that time, work on your pastry cream.
  • Once that’s all ready, heat a large pan up to high and brush it with cooking oil or clarified butter. Once it’s hot enough, pour about a ladle-full of crepe batter on. Move the pan around and stuff so that the batter’s thinly spread and sorta circular.
  • Wait until the edges are pale and starting to brown, then flip it over and let it cook for one more minute. After that, plop that shit onto a plate and repeat for the rest of the batter till you’re out. IF YOU ARE HAVING ISSUES WITH FLIPPING THINGS OR WHATEVER, CLICK HERE FOR A DUMB TUTORIAL.
  • Once all your crepes are done, let them chill in the fridge for about 20 minutes until they’re not hella hot anymore, then get started on dat cake-makin process.

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Procedure for Pastry Cream-

  • Put the milk, vanilla and heavy cream in a medium sized sauce pan and heat for about 5-10 minutes, until it’s hot but not boiling, then remove it from the heat.
  • During that time, mix the eggs, corn starch, and sugar in a bowl. Temper them by gradually adding about a cup of the hot cream mixture into the eggs while stirring it a shit ton so the eggs don’t curdle.
  • Once it’s tempered, pour the egg and cream mixture into the rest of the cream and turn the heat on low. Stir frequently to prevent the eggs from curdling and keep at it until it’s thick enough to cover the back of a wooden spoon.
  • Once that happens, remove it from the heat and put the custard in a sealed container, refrigerate until it’s what’s cooler than bein cool. 

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Assembly-

  • Place one crepe on the plate, then add a thin layer of cream and then some strawberries, then top it with another crepe and repeat.
  • Don’t add strawberries to every single layer and use the cream sparingly, this is a cake not a mess of cream and fruit you gosh darn plebians.
  • Let it chill for at least an hour in the fridge, covered, so the cake will set. I neglected to do this because I am a dumb, but don’t be like me. Be better than me. 

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And ye. that’s it. you just made a super fancy cake. I hope you’re proud of yourself cause I am. Now eat it. EAT AND EMBRACE THE FACT THAT YOU WASTED SO MUCH TIME MAKING SUCH AN AMAZING DESSERT.

Feed it to your favorite person. They will be so impressed trust me omg. 

aight nerds, well, I’d love to stay and chat buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut I don’t wanna stay and chat. 

Later, nerds. Later.

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storiessongsandsorcery:

This is insanely useful!

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miketooch:

toastheaven:

dialga:

rikkisixx:

keylimepie:

wickedrandom:

Bra Fitting 101. This changed my life

Ladies of Tumblr, do yourself a huge favor and watch this video. Your lives will change for the better.

i wore a B cup forever and was in a stripclub one night and got scolded by the dancers who said honey no you are a D. 

went to lane bryant, got measured like the beginning of this video and was told I was DD almost DDD. 

so now I wonder what I *ACTUALLY* am. 

iM LEGiT FREAKiNG OUT AND AM SO EXCiTED TO DO THiS i HAVE STRUGGLED FOR 93204239 YEARS OF TiGHT BRAS im exicted.

I measured myself right, and the c’s I’d been wearing for the longest time are now f’s and g’s cause of how small my band size has to be. BLEW MY MIND.

help for my boob-haver followers!

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hoforfoucault:

eros-turannos:

asoiafuniversity | iamnotdoingshittoday:

A Mapped History of A Song of Ice and Fire by u/hotbrownDoubleDouble

mod note: While there are multiple typos in these images (“Roynar” should be Rhoynar, “Durrandon” should be Durrendon, “Gardiner” should be Gardener, and “the last native king” in the seventh image should be “the last Riverlands king”), this is nevertheless a very useful resource of pre-Conquest history.

SOBBING

blvckexcelllence:

mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

Oooh yes these are good

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str8nochaser:

queer-core:

because it’s a slow night and i feel like i should share my experience with you guys at some point

  1. BE PREPARED TO LOSE YOUR TEXTURE. i lifted half of my hair from a natural black to a pale blonde (white in some parts) and it went from a very coily 4a/b thick…

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deebott:

sixpenceee:

So a follower tagged me in a post and told me to check out a list of creepy list episode as seen in creepypasta (a website for scary stories)

I checked it out and woah is all I can say.

Trigger warnings for all of these lost episodes. They have themes of suicide and have flashing blurry images. They are all pretty morbid. 

The links will lead you to a description of the episode first. The video is at the bottom (most just have the description but not the video). 

Squidward’s Suicide

Dead Bart

Ed, Edd n Eddy Lost Episode

Suicide Mouse (Mickey Mouse Lost Episode)

Recess: An Episode Gone Horribly Wrong

Spongebob’s Suicide

Tom and Jerry Lost Cartoon

Amazing World of Gumball: The Grieving 

Arthur: Lost Episode

Blue’s Clues

Blue’s Clues: Where’s Blue?

Disney’s Kelios

Doctor Who: Apocalypse

Doug’s Real Life

Fat Albert: Smiling

Goosebumps Lost Episode

Ghost Adventures Lost Episode

Thomas the Tank Engine: Ghost Train

Little Bear and The Big Red Book

You’ve Done It This Time Charlie Brown

Willy Wonka Beta Tape

The Unreleased Nickelodeon Movie

Timmy’s Wish

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Rugrats Chuckie’s Mother

Satan on the Muppet Show

Randolph the Reindeer

Alright, I just put up all the interesting ones that caught my eye. You can view the full list here. 

I’m gonna watch all of these

retrogradeworks:

conceptcookie:

Exercise 26: Shading Gems Results
Check out the results of our Shading Gems exercise here along with the explanation to create your own HERE!

I love this tutorial SO MUCH.

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niftyncrafty:

How to Compost // Pretty Handy Girl

Here is a super cute guide on how to compost your leftover scraps and turn it into something you can actually use. Compost for your plants. 

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evashandor:

brownfatfemme:

merpldom:

merpldom:

So I’ve seen this post going around in link form, which isn’t super useful to anyone who wants to read it, so I put it up in photo form. Useful for anyone who doesn’t have xkit. :3 Definitely like and reblog the OP, but if it shows up as a link, this helps. :3

I fixed the link for the OP so it works now :)

NEED THIS IN MY LIFE RN!!! THANK YOU TUMBLR!

I suck at cover letters so this is fab

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21,073 plays
Drake,
Lobsters and Shrump

"Go Get You Some Lobsters and Shrump" by Drake

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protomlad:

weeheartfood:

Marshmallows dipped in melted butter, then cinnamon sugar, wrapped in crescent rolls and baked. They’re called Hocus Pocus buns because the marshmallows disappear! YUM is understatement!

how dare you

how dare you do this to me

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arabellesicardi:

arabellesicardi:

Here is a list of colorful lipstick alternatives so I never have to hear the excuse “but they’re the only colored lipstick on the market” ever fucking again. Also they aren’t the only ones doing matte liquid lipstick but like if that makes you feel better fine just don’t talk to me about them ever. You cannot justify them, research doesn’t shrug off history. Limecrime weren’t the first in the weird lipstick game, they won’t be the last, they aren’t the best, they aren’t the most affordable, they aren’t the most accessible. Here are things I have and love. BUY THESE INSTEAD. 

  1. Portland Black Lipstick Company - cheaper and better formulations to boot.  Swatches.
  2. OCC - more colors and more accessible. Swatches
  3. KAOIR - more colors and a nice formulation
  4. Morgana’s Crypt - I love them, have a bunch. SUPER UNIQUE and also affordable
  5. Geek Chic Cosmetics - Super affordable, fandom based, good products
  6. NYX - cheaper and more colors 
  7. FierceMagenta - etsy seller, just look at the swatches, try not 2 die
  8. INGLOT - i love their blues 
  9. Make Up For Ever - more accessible 
  10. Melt Cosmetics - Probably my obsession right now, so beautiful, so many nice colors, high quality 
  11. The Lip Bar 
  12. Impulse Cosmetics 
  13. Pretty Zombie Cosmetics
  14. Dose of Colors
  15. My Beauty Addiction

There. HAVE FUN. And if you have any to add feel free to let me know. There are PLENTY of etsy sellers on the market but etsy is also a scary place full of wholesalers and resellers so I am only recommending places I have thoroughly vetted myself. 

Update: added a few to the list.

I’d be happy to compile this into a side by side “dupe” spreadsheet or something similar to the old Doe Deere Lies dupe spreadsheet in the summer or something. Of course Limecrime threatened whoever ran Doe Deere Lies (they have a history of blogger intimidation for bad reviews) so that entire website is gone now. Does anyone have a copy of that around? Sent it to me if you do and I’ll modify it. 

In lieu of that spreadsheet being gone, this Pinterest board is super, super helpful.